Stay Positive

Those Commie-Nazis won’t stop me from delivering these...

Fri, 31 Aug 2012 14:56:47 -0600

Those Commie-Nazis won’t stop me from delivering these UNICEF pennies!

The way Homer nods then goes limp is my favorite moment in the...

Sun, 22 Jul 2012 23:40:17 -0600

The way Homer nods then goes limp is my favorite moment in the history of animation.

Creationist science, as explained by The Simpsons. Behold,...

Tue, 15 May 2012 14:29:26 -0600

Creationist science, as explained by The Simpsons.

Behold, Advanced Astronomy!

From now on we’ll be using code names, you can address me as...

Mon, 07 May 2012 14:04:40 -0600

From now on we’ll be using code names, you can address me as “Eagle 1”

THE BEST.

bloggity-blog-blog: anyone catch this?.. “The Wire”...

Fri, 27 Apr 2012 12:46:21 -0600

bloggity-blog-blog:

anyone catch this?.. “The Wire” reference?….. no one?……….

Hey, that’s a half-truth!

Sat, 14 Apr 2012 12:10:48 -0600

Hey, that’s a half-truth!

This was the...

Wed, 14 Mar 2012 12:41:14 -0600

This was the best.

tommythegreenranger:

kateordie:

livelaughawesome:

awesome

#America

Kristen Schaal is amazing.

“A fertilised egg is a human life! It has rights! Unless it grows up to be a woman, in which case she can forget about all those rights. Screw you, women!” - Republicans. #America indeed.

Word.

Tue, 06 Mar 2012 14:02:57 -0600

Word.

Works for me. #MOTORIN’ creepyrobotgirl: The random times...

Tue, 06 Mar 2012 14:00:23 -0600

Works for me. #MOTORIN’

creepyrobotgirl:

The random times Night Ranger pops up on this show = win.

This is me if you replace Web 2.0 with public health or...

Fri, 02 Mar 2012 10:58:57 -0600

This is me if you replace Web 2.0 with public health or sabermetrics.

boobsradley:

Oh, come on. There’s never “laughter.”

Liberal Ryan Gosling is perhaps the second-best one, after...

Sat, 25 Feb 2012 15:13:36 -0600

Liberal Ryan Gosling is perhaps the second-best one, after Biostats Ryan Gosling.

Um, yes.

Mon, 06 Feb 2012 16:02:25 -0600

Um, yes.

(monotone) It’s like there’s a party in my mouth,...

Thu, 12 Jan 2012 14:30:47 -0600

(monotone) It’s like there’s a party in my mouth, and everyone’s invited!

mmmsimpsons:

From “Homer at the Bat”.

"If life is a cycle of giving and receiving, of storing up goodwill in the hearts of those around..."

Wed, 11 Jan 2012 14:27:08 -0600

“

If life is a cycle of giving and receiving, of storing up goodwill in the hearts of those around you, of doing kindness for the sake of kindness but also for yourself, for your reserve fund, in case one day you need to make a withdrawal, when you’re old or sick or poor or maybe all three, then for the first 31 years of his life Pop Herring built about as much wealth as a man could. And then he lost most of his earning capacity, almost overnight, and what he had left were those investments. The thing about investments is that they usually come with risk. You never know which ones will pay off. You can put in and put in and put in, and you still might get nothing back.

Pop Herring made hundreds of investments in those 31 years. Some have yielded little or nothing. Many others have been liquidated during Pop’s 28 years of withdrawals. A small few are still paying dividends.

”

- From Thomas Lake’s SI piece about Michael Jordan’s high school coach comes the most poignant comparison of life to the investment cycle ever. In my (very) brief time working with people at the end of their lives, I found that this was ultimately how most people defined their lives. Many were left with wonderful portfolios filled with caring people. Some, to be sure, had overdrawn their accounts, or never really invested in them in the first place. But some, for their lifetime of investments, were still left shirtless at the end by the great ponzi scheme that is human nature.

"Don't Cry For Me I'm Already Dead" by Rebecca Sugar

Wed, 11 Jan 2012 13:50:59 -0600

"Don't Cry For Me I'm Already Dead" by Rebecca Sugar:

cracked:

The saddest comic you’ll ever read about quoting The Simpsons. Probably?

This is pretty much how I feel right now. krugers: Liz: And...

Mon, 09 Jan 2012 18:43:16 -0600

This is pretty much how I feel right now.

krugers:

Liz: And meeting someone new — ugh, all the nodding and smiling and sibling-listing. And what’s the upside? It works and you have to have a bunch of sex?
Jack: Lemon, what do you want? Do you want to be alone for the rest of you life?
Liz: No! I just wish I could start a relationship about twelve years in when you really don’t have to try anymore and you can just sit around together and goof on tv shows and then go to bed without anybody trying any funny business.

30 Rock - 3.04 Gavin Volure

It does look like Al Gore.

Sun, 08 Jan 2012 22:23:38 -0600

It does look like Al Gore.

I want to meet the person who does the paintings for Parks and...

Fri, 09 Dec 2011 10:00:28 -0600

I want to meet the person who does the paintings for Parks and Rec. Easily the best job ever.

danceyrselfclean:

These are “The Black Eyed Peas” and I finally killed them. It’s a Christmas miracle…

I’m just going to email this to my committee in the hopes...

Thu, 08 Dec 2011 18:51:11 -0600

I’m just going to email this to my committee in the hopes that I will never have to explain intent-to-treat again.

Sun, 04 Dec 2011 01:50:30 -0600