I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.

Creationist science, as explained by The Simpsons. 

Behold, Advanced Astronomy!

Creationist science, as explained by The Simpsons. 

Behold, Advanced Astronomy!

From now on we’ll be using code names, you can address me as “Eagle 1”

THE BEST.

bloggity-blog-blog:

anyone catch this?.. “The Wire” reference?….. no one?……….

bloggity-blog-blog:

anyone catch this?.. “The Wire” reference?….. no one?……….

Hey, that’s a half-truth!

This was the best.

tommythegreenranger:

kateordie:

livelaughawesome:

awesome

#America

Kristen Schaal is amazing.

“A fertilised egg is a human life! It has rights! Unless it grows up to be a woman, in which case she can forget about all those rights. Screw you, women!” - Republicans. #America indeed.

(Source: catbushandludicrous)

Word. 

Works for me. #MOTORIN’
creepyrobotgirl:

The random times Night Ranger pops up on this show = win.

Works for me. #MOTORIN’

creepyrobotgirl:

The random times Night Ranger pops up on this show = win.

This is me if you replace Web 2.0 with public health or sabermetrics.
boobsradley:

Oh, come on. There’s never “laughter.”

This is me if you replace Web 2.0 with public health or sabermetrics.

boobsradley:

Oh, come on. There’s never “laughter.”

Liberal Ryan Gosling is perhaps the second-best one, after Biostats Ryan Gosling. 

Liberal Ryan Gosling is perhaps the second-best one, after Biostats Ryan Gosling. 

(Source: liberalryangosling)

Um, yes.

Um, yes.